Someone asked the internet, “What stats would you like to see after your death?” Here are some of the responses.
“How many times I almost died without realizing it.”
“How many times I’d made someone feel good about themselves without knowing it.”
“Number of people who were attracted to me, while I had no idea.”
“Top 5 songs I’d listened to . . . plus how many times I’d heard each.”
“How many times my body successfully destroyed a cancer before it could take hold.”
“Total pounds pooped, along with the biggest one I’ve ever done.” FYI if you live to 80 – 25k pounds
“Number of times I made someone laugh.”
“Not a stat, but I want a replay of the top 100 funniest things I’d witnessed.”