What stats would you like to see after your death?

Someone asked the internet, “What stats would you like to see after your death?” Here are some of the responses.

“How many times I almost died without realizing it.”

“How many times I’d made someone feel good about themselves without knowing it.”

“Number of people who were attracted to me, while I had no idea.”

“Top 5 songs I’d listened to . . . plus how many times I’d heard each.”  

“How many times my body successfully destroyed a cancer before it could take hold.”

“Total pounds pooped, along with the biggest one I’ve ever done.” FYI if you live to 80 – 25k pounds

“Number of times I made someone laugh.”

“Not a stat, but I want a replay of the top 100 funniest things I’d witnessed.”