There’s a thread in Reddit where people are sharing their favorite FAMILY-FRIENDLY phrases for intercourse.  And here are the ones that scored the most likes . . .

1.  “Going to take a nap.”

2.  “Helping each other with our taxes.”

3.  “Having an adult meeting.”

4.  “Sharing some quality time.”

5.  “Moving furniture.”

6.  “Going over insurance papers.”

7.  “Playing hopscotch.”  

8.  “Going to fold laundry.”

9.  “Doing some cardio.”

10.  “Trying to conceive.” 

11.  “Doing a team-building exercise.”

12.  “Enjoying each other’s company, you know, biblically.”

13.  “Loading the dishwasher.”  

14.  “Knockin’ boots.”

15.  “Listening to some Prince.”

16.  And one person suggested, “Letting the kids watch another episode.”